milk&honey

desivampire:

batbitequeen:

desivampire:

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

bood

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

paulyoptosaurus:

msjewbooty:

paulyoptosaurus:

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

wednesay

not what i had in mind but im flexible 

(via confirmance)

angelic-dove:

date a boy who hates coleslaw
date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you
date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

(via thebootydiaries)